I’m guessing this fine upstanding citizen has more than enough duck butter to go around.
Plumber butt shirt crack#
Maybe a squirt gun to alert the offender that his crack is available to the public?
And I regularly whip out my teacher voice to remind people to pull ’em up. I’m assuming that if his pants were one inch lower, it would look like Don King was trying to escape the Crack of Doom.Ī person has to know when that is happening … a cool breeze across unexpected skin, the warmth of the sun’s rays on your mergers, the snickers and camera clicks from passers-by…. If it belongs in your pants keep it there!!! mmmmkay? I have to stop myself multiple times a day from screaming “pull up your pants!!!” I want to be cool about this sort of thing, but damnit, I just don’t wanna see asscrack/underwear/whatever. Maybe he needs a man thong to complete the ensemble? Wow, I guess for some people those super-low-rise jeans will never go out of style. needs to start wearing a unitard, or stop allowing him to go out in public. Kinda like the people of Walmart site.… Or give out violation tickets for showing ass crack in public places. You should start a “Crack Of Doom” website. But if you are a chronic sufferer of plumber. LJIcon by Dave Chillycub 9 1 This is generally how my pants/shorts sag when working around the tractor/trailer. Cracks in the window by Karen 3 4 A window display illustrates the proper way to wear pants in L.A. Plumber’s crack is a fact of life- it happens to each of us once in a lifetime. Plumber Butt by CFA Mommy 3 3 Lersø tunnel by Martin Kozak Hey Jupiter by Alysha 5 7 Nothings been the same. As you squat, your underwear and pants slide down as your shirt simultaneously slides upwards. You don’t want to know the amount of Crack of Doom I saw when they were doing construction at my work. Plumber’s crack is the official term for when the upper part of your crack is exposed when squatting or bending down. But useful and practical as such shirts may be, theres simply no excuse for Plumbers Butt Playing Cards. I posted him on July 1, 2012, after spotting him through a bus window. He is our Specimen of the Week! Enjoy these comments he garnered: The Duluth Trading Company specializes in unique 'longtail' shirts that help alleviate the problem and social ill of 'Plumbers Crack.' Theyve obviously invested much thought in the matter, as you can see from this schematic of the problem.
I added it to my iPhone and just recently started playing.Here’s another Facebook classic. While cruising the internet I came across a video game called "Plumber Crack". But I've had an iPhone for a year now and I've gone to the app store more than I care to admit. I've reversed direction on it and now I'm proud of my Plumber's Crack, it's what distinguishes me from the average Joe. I used to spend the entire day tugging my pants up so I didn't look like the stereotypical plumber, but I've been teased so often by my family and friends I no longer care. I'm afraid that after my time is up all the pics of me in family albums will be of my butt crack and will be described to future generations like this, "There's your great grandfather Vindog. My youngest son and my wife are constantly snapping pics of my Plumber's Crack and they think it's hysterical. My wife, the opportunist that she is, took the pic… I was doing a little painting and thought I felt a draft… I'm lucky my neighbors didn't call 911 for "disturbing the peace". I tried wearing longer tee-shirts and tucking them in, but eventually, the shirt becomes untucked and there it is! I may have to start wearing suspenders…
But now that I'm older and my butt is almost non-existent, no matter what I wear, there it is, out in the open for all to see. I remember when I was younger and had robust glutes, my butt crack remained covered while I worked.
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